Thursday, December 11, 2008

Tips on How to Discourage Burglers....

Under the "Things I don't understand" label.

The Columbus Dispatch has an article on "Tips on How to Discourage Burglers".

Nowhere in the article do they mention shooting the burgler, cutting off his head, and hanging said head from the railing/balustrade/overhang of your front porch along with a sign that simply says: "Burgler".

IMNSHO, that should be "tip #1".

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