From JRoosh at Mitch Berg's at Shot in the Dark blog:
Barack Obama’s senior advisers have drawn up plans to lower expectations for his presidency if he wins next week’s election, amid concerns that many of his euphoric supporters are harbouring unrealistic hopes of what he can achieve.
Hope will now become Mild Despair
Change will now become Slightly Less of The Same
We Are The People We Have Been Waiting For will now become "Your call is important to us, Please Hold The Line; Calls Will Be Handled In The Order They Were Received. Your call will be monitored and recorded to insure Fairness Doctrine compliance, have a Joy Joy Day”
Tax cuts to 95% of Americans will become New Online Access to the Unemployment Benefits Application Process
Spread the Wealth will become Oops. Sorry About Your Job....