Since Ron Paul is drawing down his effort, I've finally made a choice, and of course it will be a write-in.
I'll be voting for Fred Eaglesmith for President of the United States.
I believe he's already President of Canada and rumor has it he works cheap.
True, he'll be taking a lot of vacation days, just like 43, but he'll be busy making good music.
He'll solve our commuter problem too. I hope everybody likes trains.
Willie P. Bennett reprising the role of the tough as nails VP with the bad tikker.
I can see the bumper stickers now:
"Vote for Fred, but not that one...", or
"I shot your dog, I thought he was a terrorist."