Monday, January 28, 2008

State of da Onion, errrr... Union.

Well, right now I'm listening to a man who is trying to be all things to all people. I guess most SOTU speeches are the same.

Problem is, he's the (Gasp!) President of the USA, he's not an Apostle.

It might have been my selective hearing, but I thought I just heard "We're gonna give 'em Democracy if we have to shove it down their throats and blow it out their behinds."

"And, oh yeah, we're gonna print some more money we don't have and throw it down the well to Timmy. He can use that worthless toilet paper for a rope."

534 applauding Horses' Ass and One Honest Man, Ron Paul.

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