Man, this guy just loves to declare things. Ok, he's learned how to stand up and make an ass of himself. The easy part.
Now, let's work on the accuracy.
At a time when Russian/US relations are at a pretty low point, he does this:
Remember the lump on the back of his suit in the first Presidential Debate, several years ago?
Well, if you look real close now, you can see the thumb of the puppeteer.