Sunday, August 5, 2007

Ahhhh, Meth.

Ahhhh, Meth. What a wonderful thing. Not only does it rot yer teeth and keep you up for three days at a time, it creates the 80’s cocaine culture all over again — only on a poorer, messier, and less intelligent (in the way that it seemingly takes a lot less organization to run a meth “ring”) scale…. Ha, "scale"! Get it?

And, when you combine it with the up-and-down of pot and the occasional crack hit, it turns your ordinary low-life criminal into a paranoid, manic depressive criminal.

1 comment:

jackscrow said...

Crack. God telling you that you don't have enough money to afford cocaine.